THE WORST AGE TO BE
Three old guys were talking over cofee about which age was the worst to be.
"Sixty is the worst age to be." said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin." said the 70-year-old. When you're seventy. you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives. eat bran. Sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually." said the 80-year-old. "eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No. Not really i pee every morning at 6.00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock no problem at all."
"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No. I have one every morning at 6.30."
With great exasperation. The 60-year-old said "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 and poop every morning at 6.30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7.00."